The Proper Method of Procrastination

I’m ambitious and competitive. It drives me to be a better writer.

But I’m not always writing. In truth, I write a lot less than I feel I should (though still more than anyone else I know.)

So what do I do when I’m not writing?

Well…something ambitious. And competitive. And difficult and driven. One such example is playing Rock Band and Guitar Hero games at “expert” difficulty. Work up a sweat, pull out all the stops. When you make a critical error, hurl profanity at the screen.

For no other reason than to inflate my own ego, here follows a non-exhaustive list of my Rock Band and Guitar Hero accomplishments.

Song Game Instrument Stars
I Love Rock and Roll Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Smoke on the Water Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Infected Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Iron Man Guitar Hero Guitar Five
More than a Feeling Guitar Hero Guitar Five
You got Another Thing Comin’ Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Sharp Dressed Man Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Killer Queen Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Hey You Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Stellar Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Heart Full of Black Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Ziggy Stardust Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Fat Lip Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Take it Off Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Unsung Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Spanish Castle Magic Guitar Hero Guitar Five
Shout at the Devil Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Mother Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Surrender Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Heart-Shaped Box Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Message in a Bottle Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
You Really Got Me Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Carry on Wayward Son Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Monkey Wrench Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Them Bones Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Search and Destroy Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
War Pigs Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Cherry Pie Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Girlfriend Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Can’t You Hear Me Knockin’ Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Sweet Child O’ Mine Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
John the Fisherman Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Trippin’ on a Hole in a Paper Heart Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
Jessica Guitar Hero II Guitar Five
(Bang Your Head) Metal Health Rock the 80s Guitar Five
We Got the Beat Rock the 80s Guitar Five
I Ran (So Far Away) Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Balls to the Wall Rock the 80s Guitar Five
18 and Life Rock the 80s Guitar Five
No One Like You Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Shakin’ Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Heat of the Moment Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Radar Love Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Because, It’s Midnite Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Holy Diver Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Turning Japanese Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Hold on Loosely Rock the 80s Guitar Five
The Warrior Rock the 80s Guitar Five
I Wanna Rock Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Synchronicity II Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Ballroom Blitz Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Only a Lad Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Round and Round Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Ain’t Nothin but a Good Time Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Lonely is the Night Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Bathroom Wall Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Los Angeles Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Wratchchild Rock the 80s Guitar Five
Slow Ride Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Talk Dirty to Me Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Hit Me with your Best Shot Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Story of my Life Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Rock and Roll All Nite Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Mississippi Queen Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
School’s Out Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Bulls on Parade Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
When You Were Young Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Miss Murder Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
The Seeker Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Lay Down Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Paint it Black Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Paranoid Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Anarchy in the U.K. Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Kool Thing Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
My Name is Jonas Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Even Flow Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Holiday in Cambodia Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Rock You Like a Hurricane Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Same Old Song and Dance Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
La Grange Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Welcome to the Jungle Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Black Magic Woman Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Cherub Rock Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Cult of Personality Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock Guitar Five
Livin’ on a Prayer Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
About a Girl Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Mountain Song Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Beautiful Disaster Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Some Might Say Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Today Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
What I’ve Done Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Band on the Run Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
You’re Gonna Say Yeah! Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Up Around the Bend Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
No Sleep Till Brooklyn Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Freak on a Leash Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Misery Business Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Hotel California Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Gold
Spiderwebs Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
One Way or Another Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
The Middle Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Hey Man, Nice Shot Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Feel the Pain Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Everlong Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Go Your Own Way Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Heartbreaker Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
American Woman Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
L’Via L’Viaquez Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Kick out the Jams Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
The Kill Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Shiver Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Rebel Yell Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Beat It Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Our Truth Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Re-Education Through Labor Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
La Bamba Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
B.Y.O.B. Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Five
Obstacle 1 Guitar Hero: World Tour Guitar Gold
Band on the Run Guitar Hero: World Tour Drums Five
Hotel California Guitar Hero: World Tour Drums Five
All Star Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
American Woman Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Behind Blue Eyes Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Bring Me To Life Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Buddy Holly Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Call Me When You’re Sober Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Carry On My Wayward Son Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Don’t Stop Believing Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Everlong Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Eye of the Tiger Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Feel the Pain Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
I Heard it Through the Grapevine Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Head Over Feet Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Kryptonite Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Live Forever Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
One Step Closer Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
One Way or Another Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Poker Face Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Photograph Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
The Middle Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Up Around the Bend Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Who’ll Stop the Rain Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Wonderwall Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Five
Don’t Look Back in Anger Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Gold
Livin’ on a Prayer Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Gold
Lookin’ Out My Backdoor Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Gold
Losing My Religion Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Gold
OK GO Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Gold
More than a Feeling Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Gold
New Slang Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Gold
Rockstar Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Gold
The Sounds of Silence Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Gold
When You Were Young Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Gold
You Got It Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Guitar Gold
Bad Moon Rising Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Drums Five
Don’t Look Back in Anger Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Drums Five
Eye of the Tiger Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Drums Five
Nine in the Afternoon Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Drums Five
Poker Face Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Drums Five
You Got It Rock Band 1 & 2 & DLC Drums Five
Wake Me Up When September Ends Green Day Rock Band Guitar Five
When I Come Around Green Day Rock Band Guitar Five
Boulevard of Broken Dreams Green Day Rock Band Guitar Five
Nice Guys Finish Last Green Day Rock Band Guitar Five
Minority Green Day Rock Band Guitar Five
American Idiot Green Day Rock Band Guitar Five
Wake Me Up When September Ends Green Day Rock Band Vocals Five
When I Come Around Green Day Rock Band Vocals Five
Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) Green Day Rock Band Vocals Gold
American Idiot Green Day Rock Band Vocals Gold
Getting Better The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Come Together The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Twist and Shout The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Eight Days A Week The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Something The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
I Want To Hold Your Hand The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
While My Guitar Gently Weeps The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Hey Bulldog The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Don’t Let Me Down The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
I Saw Her Standing There The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
I’ve Got A Feeling The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
I Want You (She’s So Heavy) The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
I’m Looking Through You The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Taxman The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Here Comes The Sun The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
I Feel Fine The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
A Hard Day’s Night The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Back in the USSR The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
I Wanna Be Your Man The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Dig A Pony The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
I Me Mine The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Birthday The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Get Back The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Revolution The Beatles Rock Band Bass Five
Ticket To Ride The Beatles Rock Band Bass Gold
The End The Beatles Rock Band Bass Gold
Dear Prudence The Beatles Rock Band Bass Gold
Octopus’s Garden The Beatles Rock Band Bass Gold
I Am The Walrus The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
Paperback Writer The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
Drive My Car The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band/With a Little Help From My Friends The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
Boys The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
Day Tripper The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
Can’t Buy Me Love The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
Helter Skelter The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
I Saw Her Standing There The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
I’ve Got A Feeling The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
I Want You (She’s So Heavy) The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
Taxman The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
A Hard Day’s Night The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
Back in the USSR The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
Dig A Pony The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
I Me Mine The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
The End The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
Birthday The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Five
Hello Goodbye The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Getting Better The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Within You Without You/Tomorrow Never Knows The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Yellow Submarine The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Come Together The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
If I Needed Someone The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Twist and Shout The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Eight Days A Week The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Something The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Do You Want To Know A Secret The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
And Your Bird Can Sing The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
I Want To Hold Your Hand The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Ticket To Ride The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
While My Guitar Gently Weeps The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Hey Bulldog The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Good Morning Good Morning The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Don’t Let Me Down The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
Here Comes The Sun The Beatles Rock Band Guitar Gold
I’ve Got A Feeling The Beatles Rock Band Drums Five
A Hard Day’s Night The Beatles Rock Band Drums Five
Hello Goodbye The Beatles Rock Band Drums Five
Ticket To Ride The Beatles Rock Band Drums Five
I Want To Hold Your Hand The Beatles Rock Band Drums Five
I Am The Walrus The Beatles Rock Band Drums Five
Octopus’s Garden The Beatles Rock Band Drums Five
Hey Bulldog The Beatles Rock Band Drums Five
Yellow Submarine The Beatles Rock Band Drums Gold
Getting Better The Beatles Rock Band Drums Gold
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds The Beatles Rock Band Drums Gold
WHile My Guitar Gently Weeps The Beatles Rock Band Drums Gold
Dig A Pony The Beatles Rock Band Drums Gold
Don’t Let Me Down The Beatles Rock Band Drums Gold
Something The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Five
Yellow Submarine The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Five
Do You Want To Know A Secret The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Five
I Want To Hold Your Hand The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Five
A Hard Day’s Night The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Five
I Me Mine The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Five
Twist and Shout The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Gold
If I Needed Someone The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Gold
And Your Bird Can Sing The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Gold
Good Morning Good Morning The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Gold
Hello Goodbye The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Gold
WHile My Guitar Gently Weeps The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Gold
Octopus’s Garden The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Gold
Come Together The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Gold
The End The Beatles Rock Band Vocals Gold

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