13:01: Woke up in an Aperture facility; I should know, I’m a PLATINUM FOUR designer. I see those gray and white panels in my nightmares. Horrifically, I’m awake.
One of the alternate Caves must be running low on subjects. Unless there’s been another cascade resonance. God forbid.
I know how this works. I’ll have to navigate from room to room, solving puzzles and hoping to find a rift back to Earth Prime before I starve. Worse, some of the tests are deadly. Who knows how good the designers are in this dimension? There might be impossible tests.
As an Aperture Employee, it’s my duty to record my observations about the tests, so they can be recovered by AIs in the likely event of my death, and justice meted appropriately per Employee Handbook 17: GOOD DESIGNERS AREN’T TEST SUBJECTS.
The handbook must be different on this Earth, since obviously I’m a great designer and someone put me into the labyrinth. Read More →
I finally got the iPod to sync with my computer and update my songs library.
This is bad because it erased the customized playlists I’ve carried with me for years. (All good things must come to an end and be reproduced if worthy, though.)
It’s GOOD because now I can finally get podcasts at work and in the car. Especially podcasts by and for writers.
If any aspiring writers happen by this blog, there are two I recommend above all others:
The Odyssey SF/F Writing Workshop (particular to my genres, of course). The sound quality isn’t always great, and the biggest disappointment is that there aren’t more of these. But the advice from a variety of editors and successful writers is “fantabulous”.
A less formal but probably more entertaining podcasts is “Writing Excuses“. One of the three hosts is Brandon Sanderson; obviously I’m a fanboy of his work so far. This also leans towards my preferred genres (two of the hosts write fantasy and horror).
I thought this was worth posting also as a quick follow-up to my pseudo “why Apple?” rant.
I now officially have an Apple product that’s working. (Mostly.)